1 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:17,180 Hi, I'm a 19 -year -old 5 '4 animated bunch of vertices, and I consent to the 2 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:18,700 following fiction. 3 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,360 Enjoy! 4 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,120 It's been better days, to say the least. 5 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,920 Behaves like it's got a mind of its own. 6 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,000 Wouldn't be surprised if I'll go out in this seat right here the next time. 7 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,120 What are you even talking about? 8 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,860 I bet you can charge through an army of biters and not notice a single bump. 9 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,440 Also, holy fuck, this thing's pure muscle. 10 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,580 I doubt that. And quit swearing. It's inappropriate. 11 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,480 Are you for real? 12 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:35,820 Look around. 13 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,440 We can kick the bucket next minute for all we know, and you're worried about 14 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,440 squares? 15 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:41,980 Really? 16 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,020 Really. Dave, those are people who deserve them. 17 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,920 You with any group? 18 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,210 No, I'm over that nonsense. 19 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:06,810 Why's that? 20 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:12,610 Because in a group, there's always someone who ruins everything for 21 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:15,710 Choose who you stick with more carefully. 22 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:18,610 Not everyone is a bunch of clueless walking sheep. 23 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:24,150 Yeah, sure. But unless the leader goes all, this ain't a democracy on people, 24 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:26,010 it's the same story. 25 00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:28,130 Every damn time. 26 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,400 Don't worry. I didn't steal it from anyone. 27 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Or work. 28 00:05:57,380 --> 00:06:00,720 Just a couple of nice little gifts for a certain someone in there. 29 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,660 You know, someone who cares. 30 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,860 Alright, listen. Maybe you'll be interested in helping me out with 31 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,659 all that. 32 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,800 I'm not offering you a place to live or anything. 33 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:15,240 You'll refuse anyway. 34 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,480 Stay wherever you want, live however. 35 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:21,280 I don't care. Just do your part and deliver and then maybe... 36 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 you doing? 37 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:28,960 Sorry. 38 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,020 Damn, they feed anymore. 39 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,360 Hope you don't mind. 40 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,880 You know, they're... 41 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,860 I'm going to pretend this right here was an accident. 42 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,320 You're young and stupid, so I'm giving you a chance. 43 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,000 Oh, come on. Why the hell not? 44 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,840 You're all like, welcome to a complete pithole of life. Now get a job. 45 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,240 Dude, who cares? 46 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:17,660 Let's just have a bit of fun first and talk about this business of yours later. 47 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,940 No. 48 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,000 I'm getting my backpack filled with who knows what. 49 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:30,900 Against your gift bag filled with you -knows -what. And your hat. Because I'm 50 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:31,900 worth it. 51 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,300 Whoever comes first loses it all. 52 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:35,740 Only one rule. 53 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,460 No helping with hands. 54 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,340 Deal? 55 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,600 You're a big guy, aren't you? 56 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,740 Sucks for you. 57 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Shit. 58 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,000 I can't. You can win this. I said shut it. 59 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,960 So you're gonna be like that, huh? 60 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,860 You like it rough, big guy? 61 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:18,080 Yeah, you do. 62 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,880 I can play along. 63 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,620 Yeah, dude. 64 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,760 Goodbye to your supplies. 65 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,440 How to cheat with your hands all tied up. 66 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:06,100 Now for a moment there I thought you were different, smarter than the rest of 67 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,099 'all cunts. 68 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,760 But you're just another whore trying to spin me around. 69 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,289 Now, now. 70 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:15,910 fucking way. Not this time. This time I'll teach you a fucking lesson. 71 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,560 that list. 72 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,460 Thank you. 73 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,680 Bitch! 74 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:16,160 Guess I win, huh? 75 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,490 Great. 76 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,260 See what you got yourself into with that filthy mouth of yours. 77 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:11,500 Do you ever think before you do, Jesus, this game, it's too hot in here? 78 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,060 You really thought this could end in any way but a damn mess? 79 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,820 I didn't ask you to rape me. 80 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,280 What? Rape? 81 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,580 Oh no, sweet pea, not even close. 82 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:29,880 You're a naive moron if you think that flies as rape in this brave new world. 83 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,620 You're still breathing, still talking, and if you've got some brains in your 84 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:39,560 skull left, you'll lower your gun, get out, and even get most of your shit 85 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,820 Maybe even some wives, hmm? 86 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,240 Otherwise, there'll be consequences you can't ever... 87 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,580 Drop it. 88 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,220 Now. 89 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,460 square.